Well, I just got my first truck. It’s a Jet Black Dodge Ram 3500, 06 model. It’s got the 6.7 engine, 6 speed manual transmission, Laramie edition. Leather seats, infinity sound system. After market Kicker subs, speakers, and tweeters. Dual 6 inch turn out stacks hooked to a 5 inch exhaust up to the motor. It’s got a bully dog chip set on 7, Buckshot wheels, mud tires, an all steel front bumper that covers the whole grille, and twin turbos… Yea I know this is quite a bit for a first truck. But my parents bought the truck and I’ve been saving for the extras for 4 years. 
But what should I name it… Whatever I name it is going on the back glass in white letters… I’m thinkin coal train, cause I got the star wheel turned so she’ll smoke a little…
I meant 07 Model, Typo.. And I’ve been driving it on 7 for about a month. It all depends on the driver.. Not the truck..
"RAMpage"
Seriously, I’ve been considering naming mine Rampage.
How about
"HellBringer."
"RAM Rage" (instead of Road Rage)
"I Double Dare you to pass ME… M#$%er-F#$%er!"
"Honk and you will be in a world of S#$T."
"I hate Al Gore… surprised?"
"House Towing Inc."
"I weigh more than Rosie O’Donnell… a feat never before thought possible."
"If you see sparks trailing under me, don’t worry… that’s the Prius I just crushed."
"Don’t Parallel Park near me… take my word for it."
"FRIGHT Train"
"Chrome Train"
"Born to Roar"
"Back in BLACK, with a double STACK" (awesome AC/DC Song)
"Night Prowla" (Night Prowler is a wicked Ac/Dc song)
"War Hog" (more applicable for Hummers thanks to HMMWVs)
"Dodge Ram 3500 Laramie 6.7L… $50,000. Additional enhancements… $10,000. The look on Al Gore’s face when I drive by… Priceless. There are some thing’s money can’t buy. But for killing the planet and pissing off ash-holes, there’s a monster Ram."
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December 2nd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
THE BEAST
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December 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Beast lol congrats …. im runnin grandprix gxp
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December 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Coal Train sounds cool, depends where you live, I was thinking Cattle Prod.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 pm
You could call it "DONT EXIST" because there is no such thing as a 6.7L in a 2006 model.
Or just call it "DOOMED" because with a Bullydog at 7 and twin turbo’s that thing is headed for the shop soon. Hard to say what will fail first. ECM, Piston meltdown, etc.etc. but it wont take long to find out and it wont be covered by warranty.
Enjoy!!!!
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Master Technician.
Shop Foreman at a Dodge Dealer.
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
^^^ oh snap!
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December 2nd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
yea your stupid for doing this. you are going to melt either the head or piston if you keep it tuned ti 7. also this is a bad truck to get for a first truck. you dont need that much power unless you are going to be hauling something huge. i only have a truck like that to haul my race car trailer and it weighs like 13000 lbs. your going to kill someone.
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i race a nascar whelen late model
December 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Call it Ramithomeorama. Or Ramparfiat. "The Black Streak" or "Green Puddle". Or "Clutch Player". Or "NO Pass". must be great.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
"RAMpage"
Seriously, I’ve been considering naming mine Rampage.
How about
"HellBringer."
"RAM Rage" (instead of Road Rage)
"I Double Dare you to pass ME… M#$%er-F#$%er!"
"Honk and you will be in a world of S#$T."
"I hate Al Gore… surprised?"
"House Towing Inc."
"I weigh more than Rosie O’Donnell… a feat never before thought possible."
"If you see sparks trailing under me, don’t worry… that’s the Prius I just crushed."
"Don’t Parallel Park near me… take my word for it."
"FRIGHT Train"
"Chrome Train"
"Born to Roar"
"Back in BLACK, with a double STACK" (awesome AC/DC Song)
"Night Prowla" (Night Prowler is a wicked Ac/Dc song)
"War Hog" (more applicable for Hummers thanks to HMMWVs)
"Dodge Ram 3500 Laramie 6.7L… $50,000. Additional enhancements… $10,000. The look on Al Gore’s face when I drive by… Priceless. There are some thing’s money can’t buy. But for killing the planet and pissing off ash-holes, there’s a monster Ram."
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.M MMMM…………….They sacraficed.
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…….MM…………………..They protected.
…….MM…………………..They served.
…….MM…………………..They were proud.
……MMMMMMMM……They were strong.
….IMMMMMMMMMM..They were heros.
..MMMMMMMMMMM..They were Soldiers.
….MMMMMMMMMM….They Rest in Peace.
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It’s typical for troops to name their HMMWVs like that. The best I ever saw was on the front hood, along the lines of: "Lay prone and spread your legs so we can plow up your [bleep] and out your mouth." Yeah… that’s what you put on your vehicle when you’ve been out in the sun too long.